Legal ScienTomfoolery

The legal profession is in bad enough repute without stories like this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know that every citizen in America has the right to legal counsel.

Perhaps we should amend that saying to include the word "competent."

But that might drive up costs one hell of a bunch.

{*Disclaimer: This is just an opinion presumedly protected by the Bill of Rights of the United States of America, plus the author has a terrible migraine and fears it might be a fatal brain aneuryism; not to mention it was probably brought on by extreme poverty and malnutrition that no doubt is the result of the mind-altering substances forced upon him by the soulless minions of orthodoxy.}