This is not a frivolous lawsuit

Civil Suit Goes to court: A Scorned Lover, Glue and A Naked Man

We leave you to read the gruesome details, the mere mention in print of which sends real men to the cold showers of reality, contemplating lives of isolation and prayer.

We freely admit that the details of this case leave plenty of speculation as to whether the plaintiff was at the time in command of all his mental faculties. It is obvious that his awareness became heightened and more nearly perfect.

Ouch.