There are Eight Job Openings at Meat Plant

This could probably not happen to more deserving people. (Unless, of course, it happened to the Oklahomilist - but that will never happen.)

LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- Eight workers at a Nebraska meat processing plant claimed the record $365 million Powerball jackpot Wednesday, each getting about $15.5 million after taxes.

The seven men and one woman, introduced by Gov. Dave Heineman, all work at a ConAgra ham processing plant near the U Stop convenience store where they bought the winning ticket for Saturday's lottery.

It was the biggest jackpot on record for any lottery in the United States.

Can't imagine why any of them would not retire from meat processing immediately.