Barry Bonds Update: Still no cigar

We are pleased to report that "cold turkey" from steroids seems as effective as withdrawal from any other substance. Bonds is still stuck on 713, is batting a meager .211, and is still getting booed unmercifully at venues other than in San Francisco.

Yeah, yeah, he'll get number 714 any day now, but the longer it takes the more obvious it becomes that now that he is unjuiced he is merely a good hitter, not a great one.