The Planet has a fever, baby!

In the interest in moving forward with solutions on the whole Global Warming impending planetary doom issue, we took special note of former Vice President Al Gore's testimony before Congress yesterday.

Gore insisted that the link [that carbon dioxide emissions cause rising global temperatures] is beyond dispute and is the source of broad agreement in the scientific community.

"The planet has a fever," Gore said.

And if your baby has a fever, said Gore, you go to the doctor.

And if your doctor is Christopher Walken, what will he prescribe?

More cowbell.