Creative mayhem

Martha Stewart isn't the only one who can cook up special surprises behind bars.

The Smoking Gun.com reports that Oklahoma prison inmate Ernesto Hernandez-Rosales:

"... has been charged with the pork chop assault of a fellow resident of the Lexington Correctional Center. According to investigators, Hernandez-Rosales (pictured at right) tried last month to settle a beef by stabbing Jermaine Portillo, 21, in the eye with a "sharpened pork chop bone."

Ernesto is doing time for marijuana distribution.
Guess that's what is meant when one says, "I've got a bone to pick with you."