Crime Tale - 'I'm Not the World's Most Physical Guy'

A would-be daylight robber went from perpetrator to victim in what has to be one of the strangest crime stories I've ever read:

The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as "Viktor," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.

At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.

Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room.

Olga decided to exact her own brand of retribution and, for the next 48 hours, with the help of handcuffs and Viagra, "had her way" with with him.

She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.

First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs ...

I'm not even sure where to begin an analysis of this report. One man's nightmare might be another man's fantasy. Olga reminds me of the female lead in the song, "Lola," by the Kinks.

"O - L - G - A?" anyone?