More On Obama's Errant Toss

I hate to make too much of President Obama's bad first pitch at the All Star game ... well, actually, I don't. Anyone who throws a baseball that poorly deserves to be mocked unmercilessly. But I digress ...

The media treatment of the president seemed to indicate an understanding that he would be 1) booed by some in the crowd and b) wouldn't deliver a strike like his predecessor. Andrew McCarthy has these observations today:

In its live broadcast, Fox (and remember, this is Fox Sports, not Fox News) covered Obama's first pitch at a very weird angle that conveyed his spastic motion but didn't do justice to how pathetic the toss was. But that's nothing compared to ESPN's laughable coverage. Here's the clip. Besides reporting only that there was a "standing ovation for the commander-in-chief," the announcer made a point of noting that Obama's pitch "didn't bounce" before reaching home-plate (though the announcer did cop to the "horrible camera work that made the trajectory of the pitch impossible to see).

Now, take a look at this clip from MLB.com, about 24 seconds in. It's the only decent footage I've seen, and it shows that Obama's first pitch did bounce. In fact, the pitch did not even reach home-plate — and they evidently knew it wouldn't. The player who was sent out to catch Obama's pitch (more on that in a moment) was crouching on top of home plate, not behind it where catchers always set up. And even so, he had to reach out a couple of feet in order to short-hop the ball, which otherwise might have bounced all the way to the backstop.

Now, about that player who caught Obama's pitch: It was none other than the Cardinals' great first-baseman, Albert Pujols. What does that matter? Well, the tradition is that the first pitch is tossed to the catcher, not the first-baseman — and, in fact, the starting catcher for the National League last night was the Cardinals' own Yadier Molina. But while Molina is popular, Pujols is like God in St. Louis (in fact, a fan in the stands either last night or the night before was holding a banner that said, "In Albert We Trust").

I think Obama's people knew he would get a very mixed reaction last night. His entrance was shrewdly orchestrated. The cheers and boos started as soon as he came onto the field, but he was steered immediately over to shake hands with Stan Musial — the most beloved player in the history of the Cardinals. No true St. Louis fan would boo Satan if he was shaking hands with Stan the Man.

Gotta love that last sentence.

Obama's First Pitch Was a Clunker

There's a lot to talk about today, most of it unfortunately nasty but necessary stuff that I wish we could avoid.

But before we get into it, I have to say something about President Obama's "first pitch" at the All Star game last night.

Very pathetic, especially for a guy who claims to be athletic.

At first Fox Sports did not show the result of the throw, which I thought was odd because they've got a dozen or so cameras set up to catch everything that happens. All they showed was the windup and the pitch, but they did not show the region of home plate where Albert Pujols was awaiting the throw.

Later, however, someone must've found a pair, because Fox showed a couple of replays of the end result. The president's throw took a long arc, like a little rainbow, that clunked down about six inches in front of the plate and then bounced into Albert's glove.

My wife could throw a first pitch better than that.

El Hombre was on the receiving end. La persona débil was on the mound.

I remember a few years back when former President George W. Bush was at Busch Stadium, throwing out the first pitch right after 9-11. He reared back, not in imitation of a pitcher but in the fair likeness of a normal man, and let fly with a fastball right into the mitt of whoever was catching at that moment. Perfect strike.

I have my differences with Bush 43 on how his "compassionate conservatism" paved the way for the madness we are now experiencing. But when it comes to being genuine and manly, the guy was the real thing.

I think that means something. People who "pretend" at sports are exhibiting a personality trait that often translates into other aspects of their lives. Beware the words of such a man, for if he will try to fool you into thinking he's an athlete (which if you look closely he can't), he will certainly try to hoodwink you in his speech. It's a lot easier.

UPDATE -- Red Stater would prefer to remember a more gallant moment of Presidential Pitching, the aforementioned Bush toss. So would I.