As Frank (Zappa) once said ...

Headline on an Associated Press story via Fox News:

"France: We're the No. 1 Aid Donor"

Fine print: not in actual dollars (or euros), only as a percentage of national GDP. And only if you do not count the millions upon millions of private charitable contributions of American individuals and companies not funneled through the government.

But if it makes the Frogs any happier, and spurs them to greater charity:

"Go, Frenchy!"