Alice Cooper's Sunday School lesson

It's not summer and Sunday School is in session with catechist Alice Cooper, he of the "No More Mr. Nice Guy" and "I'm Eighteen" rocker credentials.

So when he says that the Antichrist is coming, well, you might want to pay attention: Alice has been there and done that. The recent spate of disasters -- earthquakes, hurricanes and mudslides -- has him convinced that time is short.

"Everybody is aware of the end of time - the floods, the tsunami, the hurricanes. It's Revelations. It's all supposed to happen. I know where it's going because, according to the Bible, it's like this for a while and then we'll see the Antichrist, who's going to be the smoothest car salesman you've ever seen in your life.

"He's going to be like Gandhi. He's going to be the guy you never expected, because he's saving everybody.

"That's the guy you've got to worry about."

That's the way we have it pegged too, Mr. Cooper.