You have to appreciate a perfectionist

Casa de Oklahomily is brilliantly lit on the inside but the exterior is dark thus far this season. We're telling everyone it's because of rising electrical bills and our desire not to cross the streams of Advent and Christmas, which results in total protonic reversal of both resulting in people wishing you a "Happy Holiday" and "Seasons Greetings" and "Kwazy Kwanzaa."

But some really smart dude with a lot of lights and a taste for Transiberian Orchestra in a Cincinnati, Ohio, 'burb has done more than crossed the streams: He's opened the gate to the Other Side and wow, is it cool!

ALMOST makes us want to get out in the zero degree cold and start hanging those dangly icicle thingees. Nah! Maybe we'll just pour some egg-nog and sit back and watch it again.