Goose steppin' round the truth?

(First, heave a big sigh ... then post)

Is there anything John Kerry does in this campaign that is straight up? You know, no spin, no questions, no ambivalencies, no shades of gray, questionable motives or tactics? Total transparency?

(We have over 10 more days of this stuff left. God have mercy on us.)

It appears John Kerry can't even pretend to be the Great Hunter without botching it. He went goose hunting Thursday to prove how virile, how manly, how pro-Second Amendment he is despite having an "F" rating from the NRA based on his voting pattern in Congress. It was Thursday=Testosterone day on the Kerry campaign calendar.

The problem? Kerry says everybody bagged a goose. There were four in the party. Only three geese were visible, and Kerry was empty-handed. No reporter was allowed to witness the shooting. Ordinarily that would be no big deal, but as so many other campaign events have shown, the after-spin exceeded the visible proof.

Radio Blogger cries "Show me the goose!" and has other related links. Read all about it if you need further convincing that John Kerry is one strange "giddy" dude. As for me, I will be glad when American voters toss him out of our lives. He is an embarrassment.