In no hurry to meet Stan or Tammy

Word from the Carribean is that there are a couple of tropical depressions -- not to confused with topical depressions suffered by the Oklahomilist -- with the potential of developing into named storms. The next two would be Stan and Tammy.

Let's hope Stan and Tammy meet one another, fall in love, and decide to shack up somewhere on a remote island, never to show themselves again.