Mister Cellophane

Speaking from his exalted position from high atop the world community, U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan, perhaps sensing an opportunity to cash in once more, has urged talks to calm down the Cartoon Jihadists:

"I urge all who have authority or influence in different communities ... to engage in dialogue and build a true alliance of civilizations, founded on mutual respect."

Yeah, that's the kind of tough talk that'll bring those bad boys to the bargaining table.